Funny Status Messages | Status Message Generator

Chuck Norris Saying #...294 (beta)

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this mans blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a roundhouse kick.
<--Rate | Submitted: 11-09-2012 12:43 by roflol
Comments (0)

Back | View All messages | View More by roflol
Post a Comment:
Security Code Security Code:
Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours.

More messages