Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

"To the person who said Chuck Norris once flushed a condom.. later the ninja turtles were born,"" Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom because there is no protection from Chuck Norris...Duh..."""

Submitted: 06-01-2011 10:54 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris can read lady gage's poker face

Submitted: 12-01-2009 15:39 Comments (2)

Chuck Norris made dorry stop swiming

Submitted: 05-02-2012 14:59 by biggydickson Comments (0)

Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.

Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:16 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice

Submitted: 11-04-2013 17:37 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris's email is gmail@chucknorris.com

Submitted: 06-19-2013 15:58 by J.D. Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity he went out and found it.

Submitted: 02-17-2011 05:30 by Seddy90 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris deleted his Facebook & created fist book!

Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:57 by Carolynn is done with Norris jokes..for now Comments (0)

I don't need walls around my heart... why? because Chuck Norris is guarding it

Submitted: 12-17-2010 20:28 Comments (0)

The movie Anaconda was shot it Chuck Norris's underwear...

Submitted: 10-26-2010 13:48 by Pank Comments (0)

Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands and came back and they were just called The Islands

Submitted: 10-16-2010 15:57 by hi...wazzup Comments (0)

Chuck Norris bottles his farts and sells them on Craigslist as cans of whoop ass

Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:54 Comments (0)

I love Chuck Norris, but he's no Steven Seagal.

Submitted: 12-08-2015 04:49 by val Comments (0)

How many woodchucks would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris would chuck woodchucks?

Submitted: 02-02-2011 02:03 by JaxWylde Comments (0)

Chuck Norris does not move to the music. The music moves to Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 08-05-2015 16:12 by Recovering hipster Comments (0)

Why did the lights go out at the SuperBowl? Chuck Norris was bored.

Submitted: 02-04-2013 22:13 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris said everything is going to be okay.

Submitted: 05-20-2011 14:50 Comments (0)

"that Chuck Norris is the only one that can come up with a funny Chuck Norris joke. So nobody else try, Ok?"

Submitted: 09-12-2011 06:49 Comments (0)

@ChuckDamnNorris: Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.

Submitted: 12-12-2012 23:14 by Surge Comments (0)

Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty

Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:17 Comments (0)