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Link:Funny Status Messages
About Status Messages:
A status message is a function of some instant messaging applications whereby a user may post a message that appears automatically to other users if they attempt to make contact. It is analogous to the voice message in an answering machine or voice mail system. However, status messages may be displayed even if the person is present. They are often updated much more frequently than messages in answering machines, and thus may serve as a means of instant, limited "publication" or indirect communication.
Whereas answering machine or voice mail messages often have a generic greeting to leave a message, status messages more often contain a description of where the person is at the moment or what they are doing. Because most instant messaging clients indicate to users when their online contacts are away before they send a message, more often than not away messages are meant to be read in lieu of sending a message, rather than a response. Away messages are not to be confused with idle messages, which is an automatic reply to a message when the messaging client has determined that the replier is not at his or her computer.
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Reader Comments (Page 4 of 5)
Wednesday April 7, 2010 @ 02:21 AM
Is in love with you Jesse<3
Saturday April 10, 2010 @ 05:00 PM
Facebook - ''Whats on your mind'', User - ''Well i'd say errrm, well, HAIR?
Monday April 26, 2010 @ 03:17 PM
Why does Elmer Fudd have such a problem pronouncing the letter "R" ? And while we're at it... he should maybe take some hunting lessons, cuz he sucks at that too!!! GIVE IT UP FUDD!!!! YER A FREAKIN LOSER!!!
Monday April 26, 2010 @ 06:49 PM
IM EVERTHING YOUR NOT OH AND IM NOT WEARING PANTS LOL
Thursday April 29, 2010 @ 07:19 PM
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Thursday May 20, 2010 @ 11:20 AM
Wonders why her daughters diaper does not hold the 22-37 pounds it promises!!
Friday May 21, 2010 @ 04:09 PM
Doesn't know which is worse,the fact that i am talking to a toaster or the fact that the toaster is talking back,hmmmm..
Sunday May 23, 2010 @ 07:22 PM
You robbed that from river island!!!
Saturday May 29, 2010 @ 04:37 PM
(name) is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.
Wednesday June 16, 2010 @ 01:58 PM
Call me Mr.Facebook andd I can make yo' grades drop!
Wednesday June 16, 2010 @ 02:13 PM
If love isn't a sport then why are there do many players? </3
Tuesday June 22, 2010 @ 11:53 PM
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Monday June 28, 2010 @ 12:23 PM
Do u know what realy makes me smile ..... facsle muscles
Saturday July 10, 2010 @ 07:14 AM
Is like WTF!!!???
Saturday July 10, 2010 @ 07:17 AM
Says u r an a[at]# h#[at]*
Saturday November 20, 2010 @ 11:51 PM
Silence is golden; duct tape is silver
Saturday January 22, 2011 @ 05:21 PM
• If only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP ►► FF
• ► PlayTheMoments ▌▌ PauseTheMemories ■ StopThePain ◄◄ RewindTheHappiness.
• Have you noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy? i bet hes not laughing out loud
• This status is is Loading ████████████ 99%
• Did you know that you can’t be late until you show up?
• Yes I know how to shut up, I just don’t know when
• Insert coin to view my status message
• If somebody offers you a lifetime supply of candy and there is just one piece, don't eat it: It's probably poison.
Tuesday March 8, 2011 @ 09:02 AM
Give us more hillarious ones guys!!!
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Tuesday April 6, 2010 @ 06:13 AM
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