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Link:Funny Status Messages
About Status Messages:
A status message is a function of some instant messaging applications whereby a user may post a message that appears automatically to other users if they attempt to make contact. It is analogous to the voice message in an answering machine or voice mail system. However, status messages may be displayed even if the person is present. They are often updated much more frequently than messages in answering machines, and thus may serve as a means of instant, limited "publication" or indirect communication.
Whereas answering machine or voice mail messages often have a generic greeting to leave a message, status messages more often contain a description of where the person is at the moment or what they are doing. Because most instant messaging clients indicate to users when their online contacts are away before they send a message, more often than not away messages are meant to be read in lieu of sending a message, rather than a response. Away messages are not to be confused with idle messages, which is an automatic reply to a message when the messaging client has determined that the replier is not at his or her computer.
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Reader Comments (Page 3 of 5)
Wednesday November 18, 2009 @ 05:43 PM
Here is the difference between a recession and a depression. A recession happens when you lose your job, a depression happens when I lose my job.
Thursday November 19, 2009 @ 09:36 AM
The beast has been unleashed
Friday November 20, 2009 @ 05:48 PM
Men, coffee and chocolate are all better when they are rich
Sunday December 13, 2009 @ 07:18 PM
Im saving money by not buying anymore food, cuz when you eat food it turns into shit and shit is useless.
Sunday December 27, 2009 @ 05:18 PM
Is Searching For World Peace....Or At Least A World Where Chickens Can Cross The Road Without Thier Motives Questioned
Sunday December 27, 2009 @ 05:20 PM
Hears there is scientific proof that birthdays are good for you... the more you have the longer you live
Friday January 8, 2010 @ 06:59 PM
Is fighting invisible ninjas
Tuesday January 19, 2010 @ 05:57 PM
Is waiting at the front of her house with her pants right down waiting for google earth to take a photo
Saturday January 23, 2010 @ 10:21 PM
Is spescial, dat's whut mommy sayed.
Thursday January 28, 2010 @ 05:52 PM
I trying to think of a good status message but this is all i got..
Friday January 29, 2010 @ 09:30 AM
Is wondering where did noah keep woodpeckers on his ark?
Sunday February 21, 2010 @ 06:51 AM
Was looking you on banana tree, but now he is searching you on facebook
Sunday February 21, 2010 @ 07:19 AM
Is thinking WOW , i feel confused , im going too go too confused.com
Sunday February 21, 2010 @ 07:23 AM
Is looking for Cheaper car Insurance Im going too Compare the Meerkat .com
Friday February 26, 2010 @ 06:29 PM
Is wondering if you can grow marijuana on farmville and then sell it on mafia wars...
Monday March 1, 2010 @ 12:33 PM
Says if someone falls in the forest and no one is there to see it....do the trees laugh
Saturday March 6, 2010 @ 03:48 PM
Roses are gray,
Violets are gray.
Holy Sh!t I'm color blind
Friday March 12, 2010 @ 10:16 AM
Thinks everyone should like his status...
Tuesday March 23, 2010 @ 09:57 AM
Women are likes cloud's when they fuck off its usually a nice day
Wednesday November 11, 2009 @ 04:02 PM
Every year, an average of 13 people are killed by vending machines that fall on them.
^^ it gets a lotta lols. lol.