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Link:Funny Status Messages
About Status Messages:
A status message is a function of some instant messaging applications whereby a user may post a message that appears automatically to other users if they attempt to make contact. It is analogous to the voice message in an answering machine or voice mail system. However, status messages may be displayed even if the person is present. They are often updated much more frequently than messages in answering machines, and thus may serve as a means of instant, limited "publication" or indirect communication.
Whereas answering machine or voice mail messages often have a generic greeting to leave a message, status messages more often contain a description of where the person is at the moment or what they are doing. Because most instant messaging clients indicate to users when their online contacts are away before they send a message, more often than not away messages are meant to be read in lieu of sending a message, rather than a response. Away messages are not to be confused with idle messages, which is an automatic reply to a message when the messaging client has determined that the replier is not at his or her computer.
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Reader Comments (Page 2 of 5)
Thursday August 13, 2009 @ 05:08 PM
Says.. Most people ask which came first, The chicken or the egg? I ask Who cares?? You eat them both.
Tuesday August 18, 2009 @ 12:06 PM
Who needs drugs these days with all the stimulants Obamas handing out
Friday September 11, 2009 @ 08:33 PM
Can speak spanish in russian!!!!
Monday September 14, 2009 @ 10:12 AM
What..?
Monday September 21, 2009 @ 05:43 PM
Is just a Rageddy Ann in a Barbie doll world
Tuesday September 22, 2009 @ 03:29 PM
Dreams of a better world. A world where chickiens can cross the road without having their motives questioned!!
Tuesday September 22, 2009 @ 03:29 PM
Dreams of a better world. A world where chickiens can cross the road without having their motives questioned!!
Thursday October 1, 2009 @ 05:22 PM
Wonders.... have you ever had one of those dreams where your in the circus... ok, stick with me here... and you trip over one of those clowns from the little car and accidentally get run over by a red and purple elephant and then wake up sore like it... really happened? Me neither... just checking.
Thursday October 1, 2009 @ 05:24 PM
Is wondering... If fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear and fuzzy-wuzzy lost all his hair. Would fuzzy-wuzzy use Rogaine?
Thursday October 1, 2009 @ 05:27 PM
Looks forward to sitting down with God in heaven some day and asking Him questions about some of life's greatest mysteries such as, "Where does the sock really go that always seems to get lost in the dryer?", "What was your reasoning for creating mosquitos?", and "Why doesn't Donald Duck wear any pants?".
Thursday October 1, 2009 @ 05:29 PM
Asks "What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?" Answer: For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment.
Thursday October 1, 2009 @ 05:32 PM
Has coffee in hand, smile on my face, and a great dispossition. This probably means I don't have a clue of what's going on.
Thursday October 1, 2009 @ 05:34 PM
Is laying on his front lawn in a bunny suite waiting for Google Earth to come by and take his picture... :0) I think I'll be here for a while.
Thursday October 8, 2009 @ 07:43 PM
Ya know.. I always thought MaryKate and Ashley were three people.....
Saturday October 10, 2009 @ 03:46 PM
I emailed the guy i liked today to ask him out for a cofee, he declined by saiying he didnt drink the stuff ..... we met in starbucks
Monday October 19, 2009 @ 01:29 PM
Is taking over the world
Sunday November 8, 2009 @ 08:14 AM
Feels like doin some work, so im gonna wait until the feeling passes.
Monday November 9, 2009 @ 07:44 PM
Lmao thats soo truee lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao ev one keeps saying the movie is horrible and then im like read the books and then there like no way
Tuesday November 10, 2009 @ 12:52 AM
It takes 22 muscles to smile, 37 muscles to frown, but none at all to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
Friday July 31, 2009 @ 03:09 PM
Was tiered of sleeping so took rest by sleeping again!!