[Tags: tjshome, update, facebook]
FAQ's for Status Message Submissions
What types of message submissions are prohibited?
- Messages containing sexual, adult or mature content
- Messages containing excessive profanity, violent language, or racial intolerance
- Messages with attempts to circumvent the bad word filter (ie: sh*T).
- Messages specifically asking users to vote "thumbs down" or "thumbs up"
- Trolling or off-topic irrelevant messages. This is not the place for political opinions with no intent on humor.
- Messages that contain comments about another message or contributor.
- Messages that comment about the Tjshome.com webpage or its staff
- Message containing excessive grammar errors
- Messages typed IN ALL CAPS or TyPeD LyKe ThIs.
- Excessive use or incorrect use of punctuation !!!!! ,,,,, ####$@!.
Why was I banned or why are my submissions being restricted?
- You used the status submission form to post comments about another message or contributor.
- You used the status submission form to post a comment about the Tjshome.com webpage.
- You posted messages without regard for the prohibited messages stated above.
- You abused the voting systems by submitting multiple votes to one message.
Why was my message deleted?
- You posted a prohibited message as noted above.
- A similar message already exist in the database.
- The message did not relate to the page topic (IE: Funny Status Messages).
How do I report a status message that breaks any of the rules above?
- Give the message a "thumbs down" vote
- Post a comment by clicking the comment indicator link below each message and explain your concerns
- Use the comment form below
- send an email to the http://tjshome.com/mailto.php?to=TJ. If you email us regarding an particular message YOU MUST provide the exact message you are referring to, otherwise, we will not respond to your comments and they will be discarded.
- You can comment on a particular status message by clicking the comment(#) indicator link below each status message
- You can submit general comments regarding the website (IE: feature request, bugs, hatemail etc.) using the comment form below
Status Page Changelog:
** Comments Enabled Again 02-28-2010 However in an effort to curb the abuse you must now submit a status message and have it be approved by a moderator before being able to post a comment. This should work well because who are you to comment on a status message without one of your own?
** Comments Suspended indefinitely 02-26-2010 I just spent an hour cleaning up the database of worthless crap. The people who post status messages about people's comments or worst then the abusive commentors themselves. Remember the status message form is for status messages only! If you keep on abusing the live database I am going to make status message submissions subject to approval before being posted.
** Removed Facebook "like" button Temporarily 06-28-2010
We removed the "Like" button from the main index as we think it was putting too much load on our servers. We are in the process of updating our host to handle more traffic so stay tuned.
** Implemented Facebook "like" button 06-27-2010
We added the facebook like button to give users the ability to share their favorite status messages in their profile with one click. This helps increase the reach of our website. If you don't want a link to Tjshome.com posted to your wall then don't click the button. The thumbs up and thumb down buttons will perform as they always have and are not related to the facebook like button.
** Added Facebook Share button 04-25-2010
You can now easily paste a link to any status message to your Facebook profile. To find the share button click the Comment(#) indicator under a status message. This uses Facebook connect so you must be logged into Facebook before you use the button. I will add Twitter share links on the next update. I may also add the share button to each message on the main pages.
** Updated Fixed by rating 04-24-2010
I changed the mysql for sort by rating. It use to sort by the total number of votes (up votes - down votes) now it sorts by the percentage of up votes to total votes, a more accurate way to find the best messages.
** House Cleaning 03-25-2010
Reformatted this post into FAQ to make easy to understand since a lot of people are missing the point.
** House Cleaning 03-03-2010
Yes, I deleted about 5 pages of status messages. I need your help to get back to 300 pages so start posting some good messages! I deleted messages mostly based on poor ratings. How the administration works is when a message is submitted it is automatically added to the live site, however, it sits in a bin for me to review. I review new messages daily and delete the ones that are inappropriate, however, the messages that aren't immediately deleted still sit in a bin until I click them off to be added permanently. For this step I like to wait to the messages get enough ratings to help determine whether the messages should be deleted, be filtered, or be permanent. Well... The bin was getting quite large and slowing the administration page so I finally went through all the messages again (about 1000+) and deleted those with terrible ratings and added the others.
** Notice 03-01-10
How to properly report a message
If you find a duplicate message or overly offensive message please either post a comment in the message you are reporting. If you want to refer to another message such as "RERUN same as [[other message]]" use the message ID number. You can find a messages ID # by clicking the comment(#) indicator under each message and looking in the address bar of your browser you will see http://tjshome.com/statusmessageid.php?id={{message ID #}}. Use this unique id number to refer to a message.
** Update 02-14-10 New Page Added: http://tjshome.com/statusmessagecom.php. I put this together really quick so it's not too easy on the eyes. This page lists the 50 last comments posted.
** Update 02-14-10
New Comments feature - You can now comment on individual status messages. Below each message is the "comments (0)" indicator. Click the number to comment on an individual message. This feature is in BETA mode and we will monitor its use and decide whether to make it a permanent feature in the next few weeks. It will be removed if it's not used or if it is abused.
** Update 1/20/10
I don't know why so many people think politics make good FUNNY status messages. This site is not a political forum. Tjshome does not take sides, we will delete every message that involves politics (unless it's funny, which is unlikely given the topic).
** Update 1/03/10
Happy New Year Everybody! I have improved the system for banning people who are using the submission form incorrectly. The submission form is for Status Message only! Anybody who post comments relating to other messages or comments regarding the website will be swiftly banned from posting additional messages. I don't want the status message page to turn into a chat session. If you have any comments regarding a particular message or this site post using the comment form below NOT the status submission form.
** Update 11/29/09 - Bandwidth Exceeded no more -
I hopefully have put an end to the "Bandwidth Exceeded" notices. On Saturday and at the end of last month the website went down because it exceeded the bandwidth limits set by my host. This means Tjshome.com is generating more traffic then ever before (which is a good thing). Last month the host increased my bandwidth limits and they have again agreed to allocate even more (a lot more this time) since we broke the revised limit. With the new increased limits we will be able to provide adequate bandwidth for the future and hopefully we won't be seeing these notices again. My suspect is that some of this bandwidth usage is malicious and we will be examining our logs to ban suspicious ip addresses from accessing the site.
** Update 11/16/09
I fixed an IE bug which was graying out all messages after a messages without a name. I was missing a span close tag. If you notice any bugs please report them below.
** Update 11/03/09
I banned more people who were posting offensive comments or posting comments relating to the page or other messages. Please follow the simple guidelines above. If problems persists I will have to make messages subject to moderator approval before being shown.
** Update 11/3/09 - Automod
I've been testing an automod script I wrote to help me out a little bit with the moderating. The script will automatically set a message to "filtered" if it receives a certain amount of "thumbs down". The messages won't get deleted but you would only be able to see these message if you turn the filter off. Also, messages that were previously set to "filtered" will automatically be unfiltered if they receive a certain number of "thumbs up". You can help by rating messages with their appropriate rating!
** Update 11/01/09
I deleted all racist messages and all messages relating to the racist messages. There were about 3 racist messages and 20 messages talking about those messages. Please people if you have an issue with a message post it here using the comment for below... not as a status message submission. By posting here your concerns will be dealt with quicker.
** Update 10/07/09
Ratings are back... blame my crappy coding.
** Update 10/6/09
1.) You can now use your twitter username to submit status messages. A link to your twitter page will be included with the message.
2.) I added a character counter to the status message submit form. Messages are, and always have been, limited to 255 characters. I may add an option filter for only messages that are less than 140 characters for twitter users.
** Update 5/18/09:
1.) I deleted (permanently) a few pages of messages. These contained duplicates and nonsense messages (uncreative messages about poop, doing someones mom, and one word messages)
** Update 5/20/09
1.) I made it so you can now search by submitters name. To search by submitters name click the name on a status message (which is after the date submitted). Note that all messages do not have a submitters name. This feature makes it easier to keep track of all your submissions, just make sure you use a unique name when you submit messages.
2.) I also fixed the bugs in the search.
** Update May 15 2009
1.) You can now turn the filter off. This will add more messages. Be cautious though as there will be a lot of profanity, duplicates, and grammar errors.
2.) Search Messages -- You can now search messages.
3.) Added Sort by Rating to the main page
Other Updates:
** I fixed the bug that was deleting words on some message submissions.
** I started logging IP addresses and will start to ban people who keep posting comments/discussions using the status message submission form. I do not want the page to become a discussion about how much my site sucks, use the comment form below for that if you feel that way. I have a feeling it's same couple of people posting everyday.
**I am saving all the deleted messages and will post a link in the next couple days so anyone can view them. I am not sure what I should call it: (Recycle bin? Deleted status messages? Unfunny status messages?)" Any suggestions?
** I deleted all duplicate messages. If you notice a duplicate I missed please post it below.
http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php
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Reader Comments (Page 7 of 11)
Thursday November 17, 2011 @ 06:47 PM
Aparently your system is atheist proof!
One of them was: "I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time.
Thursday November 17, 2011 @ 06:52 PM
By the way< I'm still blocked.
Friday November 18, 2011 @ 12:41 PM
The message you mentioned was not deleted: see here. However, we did flag the other messages since, as you can tell, they obviously are not even close to valid status messages. I removed the ban for now, however, if we see messages like those that got the "banned" tag submitted again we will not hesitate to flag you again as those messages do not add any value to the "Funny Status Message" collection and we do not feel that this is what visitors are looking for when they visit our page.
Friday November 18, 2011 @ 04:43 PM
I'm visiting your page, too. Don't put words in their mouths. It is chiefly your beliefs, not theirs.
Saturday November 19, 2011 @ 12:02 PM
Ok you lost me new anonymous... what exactly are you trying to say??
Saturday November 19, 2011 @ 04:31 PM
Dear Tj,
The combination of freedom of speech and wisdom, everywhere! Civilization! No censorship! more Ideas to compare them with each other, from billions of minds! More creativity, more creativity, more creativity! I wish that I could choose the opinions by myself, which ones are better for me and suit my thoughts, not by a second party.
Saturday November 19, 2011 @ 09:31 PM
I think you are taking this internet thing a little too seriously... Maybe if people were a little more civilized I wouldn't have to censor. The post I end up censoring happen to be the least creative as they don't even meet the sites objective...
Saturday November 19, 2011 @ 10:28 PM
Your point of view is not important to me, because our principles are different from each other. Remeber the words of "the fool" and "the majority.” As a whole, every fool can make rules and other fools obey them. Moreover, everything is funny as long as it doesn't happen to you.
Sunday November 20, 2011 @ 03:35 AM
Ok keep preaching bro!
Monday January 23, 2012 @ 06:58 PM
When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with the Monkees, I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face...
Thursday February 9, 2012 @ 06:09 PM
So JWOWW and Snooki will be filming their spinoff in Jersey City and have signed a lease for a 3 bedroom. No word yet if the 3rd room mate is Herpes or Syphilis...
Saturday March 17, 2012 @ 11:13 PM
The "Finding Bigfoot" show people have obviously not been to my local Walmart. Had they been there, it would have been a one-show series.
Thursday July 19, 2012 @ 10:43 PM
Why don't every fu[at]king one of us cut every fu[at]king one of us some slack?
Wednesday August 1, 2012 @ 10:22 AM
FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the a$$-hole's name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
THERE YOU HAVE IT...and remember, life is good.
Sunday February 24, 2013 @ 11:19 PM
Rules should read: We support plagiarism but not originality. If ur sense of humor is misunderstood by anyone, we will delete all posts made by you and all post from then on must be approved prior to posting.
Monday February 25, 2013 @ 01:37 AM
RE: Theysayimspecial
None of your messages were relative or current nor did they relate to the page topic "Funny STATUS messages" which led to the posts being flagged for low votes and were subsequently deleted during review. Also you should be using the status message form to post status submissions only, not comments about the site.
Try submitting more thought out message submissions rather than more quantity then follow the link in the submission notice to ask to have your submission restrictions lifted.
Monday February 25, 2013 @ 04:04 AM
Explain to me what ur idea of bein relative or current is please and there are many post with 'low' votes that have remarkably remained on ur site for days or even years. Also, I would like to point out I never said one thing about this site until I was unjustly deleted and then blocked. I can go to any page on ur site and read a number of ur 'rules' bein brokin yet allowed to remain. I guess since its ur site u have every right to pick and choose who u want on it... Just because u have the right doesn't mean it's right!
Monday February 25, 2013 @ 10:53 AM
Send us an email with those messages that you feel should be deleted and we will certainly take a look. Use the email form to send these messages and make sure you include the status message #: http://tjshome.com/mailto.php.
What you are not able to see is the hundreds of messages that are deleted each week that were just like your submissions. There is no purpose for us to single people out unless they are abusing the live status message submission form.
We only monitor the message submissions to help keep the page current and relative so our visitors get what they come here for "Funny Status Messages". If the page is full of one liners that don't make sense to most people or not related to a status message they are not going to keep coming back to read the page.
Monday February 25, 2013 @ 01:42 PM
I never said anything about post needing to be deleted and I'm sure I'm not the only one who's been singled out by the funny police. But I'm here to apologise. From now on ill make sure to stay 'current', although I didn't find the jokes about the Olympic runner murderin his girlfriend funny, this is more relevant to your readers. I apologise for my silly one liners and will do better with my disregard for the life of others. Better yet, u win.. I'm gone. This is not the kinda site I want to associate with anyways.
Thursday November 17, 2011 @ 03:10 PM
Well the only other submitter that had the "My therapist" message was the one who submitted these Here. This poster only had 1 deletion and that message was probably deleted because of the low votes and the lack of making sense.
The system we use to find out who submitted messages is definitely not foolproof but it does give a accurate indication of messages submitted by the same user location within a certain period of time.
Also no messages are actually deleted, we only hide messages from public view when they don't not meet the specific requirements. So if you give us a particular message that you feel was unduly deleted, we can locate it and will give it further consideration and restore if it is an actual "Funny Status Message" submission.