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If you're playing with your X-Box all day, she'll break up with you and some dude will be playing with your ex's box all night.
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09-24-2010 09:24 by
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wonders how skinny he would be if he had to pedal to keep the computer on.
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05-20-2009 08:33 by
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I slap my own ass when having sex cause I'm that kinky. . . And alone.
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09-23-2010 09:30 by
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showed my son the switch that makes the fridge light go off when the door closes. He looked at me like I'd just shot Santa in the nuts.
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09-23-2010 09:35 by
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experiencing life at a rate of several WTF's a minute
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06-17-2009 09:12 by
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drinking till I'm someone else's problem
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06-03-2009 08:48 by
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No trees were harmed in the posting of this Facebook status, but several million electrons were mildly inconvenienced.
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06-17-2009 09:15 by
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you`ll notice after reading this notice, that this notice isn`t worth noticing
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06-17-2009 09:16 by
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wondering why his daughter's diaper holds no where near the 22-37 pounds it promises.
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03-06-2009 18:05 by
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38 years old and still doesn't need glasses . . . I just drink straight out of the bottle!
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03-06-2009 18:02 by
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thinks the hackers should've tried a little harder when trying to remove Twitter from this universe
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08-06-2009 16:24 by
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FREE TIBET! *Offer only valid with purchase of another Tibet of equal or greater value. Void where prohibited"
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06-01-2009 08:41 by
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wonders why, if vegetarian food tastes so good, do they keep eating Turkey-flavored this, Sausage-like that, and Meat-like Balls Marinara?
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06-17-2009 09:15 by
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decided to continue with the beatings until morale improves
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03-09-2009 12:06 by
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thinks the last place he'd like to be beamed is "Up Scotty"
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05-19-2009 08:20 by
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a victim of LOL'ism
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06-01-2009 08:41 by
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had dinner in Chinese restaurant and received a fortune cookie that said "Scooby Doo is now inside of you"
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06-03-2009 08:48 by
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just trying to be a better webmaster. My name is Url.
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06-12-2009 23:27 by
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going to help support the Greek Debt Crisis by eating more Greek Dressing . . . .and Bakliva
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05-07-2010 10:04 by
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calculating pi but can't seem to make it past sugar cream
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05-20-2009 08:34 by
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