JIMBOFUNATANYBAR Funny Status Messages

   New song. Smoke on the water, Fire in Canada

   They opened a restaurant on the moon. Great food, but no atmosphere.

   White trash go to the movies Just for the trailers

   Natalie woods told Robert Wagner, "You haven't got me wet in years", he said, "oh yeah, watch this".

   As an electrician, I always hated grounding my kids

   I smell pizza. I think I'm having a Little Seizure

   Nice tree dad, are you going to put it up yourself? No, I'm going to set it up in the house...

   Transginger. I don't have red hair, But I'll think could rock it.

   Hoes be looking for guys with the same initials as there x. So they don't have to edit they tattoos . Lol

   Dating right now, is like trusting a public defender.