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   messageicon Who needs moving boxes? OH, that's right...the Obamas do.
←Rate | 11-09-2016 19:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Wonder if the Bloods ever feel conflicted voting Blue?
←Rate | 11-09-2016 20:32 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon whelp, let me carry my deplorable ars to bed. . .
←Rate | 11-09-2016 21:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Will be interesting to see which people in the Democr@t command structure get "Suicided" over the next few weeks.
←Rate | 11-09-2016 22:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is like we are always electing stupid people to be our president but I'm glad we are finally getting rid of Obama
←Rate | 11-10-2016 01:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon US are specialists in making two countries fight.......Now they are fighting within themselves........Karma you Beauty
←Rate | 11-10-2016 02:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 5 Stages of Grief: 1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Complaining online 4. Complaining online 5. Complaining online
←Rate | 11-10-2016 05:49 by unknown comic Comments (0)  


   messageicon Clinton supporters, CLASSY BUNCH THEY ARE.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 06:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon And they called ME the deplorable....
←Rate | 11-10-2016 06:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How can folks find time to protest and work a job too? Oh, that's right. Welfare.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 06:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most used homosexual catch phrase - "Im with her"
←Rate | 11-10-2016 09:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This, too, shall suck.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 09:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank God the American Elections are over. Now the rest of the world can go back to hating their own politicians.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 11:10 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so angry at the leaves right now! I'm gonna stand outside and yell at the trees...I'm going to throw rocks at them, stomp my feet and act like a 3 yr old..To really get my point across I'm going to burn pictures of sugar maples! Stop leaves...Stop!!
←Rate | 11-10-2016 12:33 by mainelife Comments (0)  


   messageicon The MEDIA is pushing an agenda. It's called "separate and divide". THEIR REIGN IS OVER. Stand Strong. Stand Together.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 12:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know whether to be angry with or jealous of my facebook friends who seem to have absolutely zero idea that an election took place.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 13:09 by Clem Diddlyiscious Comments (0)  


   messageicon The dust has settled, the votes have been counted, the U.S. has decided on their President. As a country you guys should try to unite and move forward, find common ground, and settle your differences. Democrats, stroke their elephant. Republicans, kiss th
←Rate | 11-10-2016 13:27 by Gripenfelter Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Hillary! Are there any remaining campaign funds to make a trip to a microphone and ask your supporters to chill out?
←Rate | 11-10-2016 13:59 by Fazzella Comments (0)  


   messageicon Funny how intolerant all these tolerant people are...
←Rate | 11-10-2016 14:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm too lazy to impressive funny on my own,stop with the political crap already,and get back to funny.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 16:37 Comments (0)  



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