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   messageicon ...I guess that sometimes it takes a dominatrix in your living room to make you sit there and think 'What the hell am I doing with my life?'...
←Rate | 03-02-2009 21:30 by Tenacious Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm...
←Rate | 05-25-2009 11:13 by Tenacious Comments (0)  


   messageicon A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
←Rate | 05-25-2009 11:18 by Tenacious Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!!!
←Rate | 03-24-2009 10:34 by Tenacious Comments (3)  


   messageicon ...They called it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken....
←Rate | 05-25-2009 11:15 by Tenacious Comments (0)  


   messageicon ... This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting...
←Rate | 05-25-2009 11:20 by Tenacious Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines...
←Rate | 05-25-2009 11:14 by Tenacious Comments (0)  


   messageicon is a practicable way to derive an attitude of altitude & probity by which to abide or maybe a theophany of flaming creosote in disguise...
←Rate | 03-02-2009 21:32 by Tenacious Comments (0)  



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