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   messageicon Due to a government shutdown, no one is "Engineering the electricals."
←Rate | 10-01-2013 21:43 by MikeM Comments (2)  

   messageicon believes dinosaurs were made up by the CIA to discourage time travel.
←Rate | 09-23-2010 21:46 by MikeM Comments (0)  

   messageicon the font smaller, or am I on acid??
←Rate | 11-03-2010 22:56 by MikeM Comments (0)  

   messageicon if I tell Santa what I want for Christmas, then I will definately be on the naughty list...
←Rate | 12-17-2010 20:37 by MikeM Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinking what is this world coming too?... I started to Google "Is it wrong", when Google started to fill in the suggested searches... Ah... well.... disturbing
←Rate | 09-23-2010 20:14 by MikeM Comments (0)  

   messageicon *Solution to fix the problems you have with the new Facebook setup* First click the down arrow upper right corner, then click "Account Settings", then go to "security", select "deactivate account", small form to fill out, then confirm. Then go outside.
←Rate | 09-23-2011 16:18 by MikeM Comments (0)  

   messageicon some days I wake up all ready to take on the world!! Today is NOT one of those days
←Rate | 12-18-2010 08:38 by MikeM Comments (0)  

   messageicon can not believe Google.com banned the word 'gullible' from being entered in the search field!
←Rate | 06-02-2010 17:51 by MikeM Comments (0)  

   messageicon After the VMAs people everywhere are saying that Miley Cyrus is the most talentless, disappointing girl in the music industry... I'm sorry, but please don't take that title away from Justin Bieber..
←Rate | 08-27-2013 22:45 by MikeM Comments (0)  

   messageicon found out that if you play a Justin Beiber album backwards, you hear satanic messages. What's even worse is, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber...
←Rate | 11-18-2010 19:31 by MikeM Comments (0)  

   messageicon My first cup of coffee is enjoyed with silence, thank you for understanding.
←Rate | 06-08-2013 08:47 by MikEM Comments (0)  

   messageicon Teaching my kids some nursery rhymes for the first time... Damn you Andrew Dice Clay!
←Rate | 07-31-2013 19:58 by MikeM Comments (0)  

   messageicon You will unlikely ever be the oldest person on the planet, but for a brief moment you held the record for the youngest.
←Rate | 05-23-2014 19:27 by mikem Comments (0)  

   messageicon changing my Facebook name to "Nobody", that way I can 'like' a stupid status and it will read "Nobody likes this."
←Rate | 02-28-2011 18:15 by MikeM Comments (0)  

   messageicon got kicked out of bowling tonight for spiking the ball after I made a strike.
←Rate | 01-22-2011 21:46 by MikeM Comments (0)  

   messageicon I picked up a bad habit of reading text messages, and then verbally responding to them, and then putting my phone away.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 16:17 by MikeM Comments (0)  

   messageicon wishes I could search Google for my car keys...
←Rate | 01-20-2011 23:28 by MikeM Comments (0)  

   messageicon Grandmother died and in the will she left me the whole farm!! only later did I realized it was on Facebook. Well played Grandmother, well played.
←Rate | 08-03-2011 19:44 by MikeM Comments (0)  

   messageicon making Sunday my favorite day since Rebecca Black ruined Fridays.
←Rate | 04-10-2011 07:42 by MikeM Comments (0)  

   messageicon so "Diet Pepsi" and "Diet Coke" are now linked to increased weight, diabetes, risk of stroke/heart disease and they ruin your taste buds.... Can we change the name now to just "Gross Tasting Drink"?
←Rate | 07-09-2011 09:07 by MikeM Comments (0)  


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