jackson Funny Status Messages

   I guess Joe Jackson coulsnt even 'Beat it' to death

   Super bowl sunday is now also known as Janet Jackson appreciation day.

   Just downloaded the new Samuel L Jackson voice to my Echo, now it wont quit asking me "whats in my wallet"...

   I have a sore throat, a headache and a dry cough. We all know what that means. I'm never buying weed from Alowishus Jackson again.

   Remember laughing at Michael Jackson wearing mask and gloves. Now you all out here looking like you wanna be starting something.

   t's been 11 years since Michael Jackson died. I'm surprised we aren't seeing Jacko impersonators like we see Elvis impersonators.

   My mask broke while I was in a store and I felt like Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl.

   I don't know much of what happened in Judge Jackson's confirmation, but I do know she did not cry and said she liked beer.

   Are we sure Queen Elizabeth's death was "natural causes" and not Reggie Jackson finishing what he started?

   I can't dance to save my life, but when I step in dog crap, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.

   It was only after the other brothers of The Jackson 5 refused to let him join that little Samuel L. first became angry.

   We're completely fine with fetus killing. As long as they're US fetuses. Because they're unimportant and irrelevant. It's like the Michael Jackson song. Kill em all, make the world a better place, for you and for me and the entire human race 🎵