Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Wettest June in ages, guess its because of 50 Shades of Grey 
Amy Chavis Why do people write like this? It is really hard. "1 Wr!t3 L!k3 d¡s cu$ I r3a@lLy c@nT $p€ll"
thinks she needs a better drummer...
I thought that Google could figure everything out. So I put it to the test. I Googled women. It came back with " Question to complicated " and under the search box. "Exact words & Not feeling so lucky".
Nobody has new and fresh ideas...whats going on ppl!
This Country Is That Bad Even The Monopoly Board Is In Resession
Llamas rule the world! And Petting Zoos!
Insurance is the only thing we pay for, bit are afraid to use......... Brilliant!!!!
I think I see a light through the tunnel...hope its my friends with a 2 million watt spotlight and not a train....
just recorded his own voice as a new ringtone for my phone: "You lost me again, you are an idiot" - this ringtone gets played everytime my office number calls my cell phone.
I think "the new G.M." should implement long-overdue improvements in their new vehicles. Like restraints in the back of all turnip trucks.
If I'm not good at something, I never want to play it again.
Make sure you wear clean drawls when you go to the airport!
says that other's opinions are just other's opinions... stay true to your inner guidance and smile at all the frowns...
just updated my status........TAKE THAT SOCIETY!
my money is energizer money...... it keeps going....
Everybody's gonna hurt you, you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.
get a life is your only copyright
.has decided that, instead of being a good example, I'll be a warning.
Everyone is always asking something for a friend. Friends are the most curious, ignorant ba$tard$, aren't they? 