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   messageicon Some see this as a heart < 3. I see it as boobs with a big party hat.
←Rate | 09-10-2010 19:31 by Damon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Well, I got the new restraining order today. So if anyone needs a stalker I am available. I have mad stalking skills plus references.
←Rate | 10-21-2010 07:48 by Damon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sad Fact Of Life #208- Boobie traps seldom involve boobies.
←Rate | 01-13-2010 20:01 by Damon Comments (0)  

   messageicon WOOHOO!!!! IT'S FRIDAY!!!!! Wait a damn minute, I'm working 7 10's, every day is a god damn Monday for me.
←Rate | 10-22-2010 08:14 by Damon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think "the new G.M." should implement long-overdue improvements in their new vehicles. Like restraints in the back of all turnip trucks.
←Rate | 08-13-2010 18:01 by Damon Comments (1)  

   messageicon Santa Claus uses slave labor. The elves are beaten every time a toy breaks. They have tried to organize, but Santa always sends in a goon squad to disrupt them. If you are against elf abuse and support their right to organize, please change your profile p
←Rate | 12-14-2010 18:39 by Damon Comments (0)  


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