Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Well, now that K-State and Kentucky have lost (as did Kansas and Villanova)... and considering Obama had them ALL in his "Final Four", it's pretty safe to say that this just adds to the things he's WRONG about.

   Thumbs up if your a Mex Thumbs down if you wanna kill all Mex

   I'm going to start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.

   Malaysian Airlines - Worse with planes than Casey Anthony is with children!

   why don't they have a pill to make girls vag smaller

   "Transparency" under current administration = getting caught

   I know that people want to go back to work because they're broke, but there's still a serious virus floating around. I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that being broke is better than being dead.

   “They’re going to pay for the wall” WRONG “They’re going to pay the tariffs “ LIE!

   If aliens landed & saw Glenn Beck, they'd be like, "Oh, he has a show here too?"

   I wish my lawn was goth so it would cut itself.

   Hey, does anyone know if the Bears are playing today?

   Shoppingcarts....teaching women to walk upright since 1869

   Sick! You can type your Facebook Password into a comment and it comes up as stars!! ********** haha cool!

   Did you ever think just maybe...just maybe... that the shark attacked you cuz you in his kitchen? Its not like he comes inside your house and swims in your kitchen,... and if that ever happened its called "Tuna Surprise Dinner!"

   Kids are fun, but I prefer playing with the package they came in.

   If Britain didn't colonize America, Americans would be sat in wig-wams speaking Spanish

   Obama was confused, it's not his "Birth Certificate" it's a "Gift Certificate"...

   Apparently....Charlie Sheen is now suing the tsunami that hit Japan for replacing him as the biggest disaster on TV.

   Back before Walmart, you used to have to buy a ticket to the fair to see a bearded woman.

   ever danced with the devil in the pail of moon light ?