Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   ‎2011 is the sum of 11 consecutive prime numbers: 157 + 163 + 167 + 173 + 179 + 181 + 191 + 193 + 197 + 199 + 211 = 2011

   come on guys, off my back, I posted some funny ones this time. Gary K.

   What's Strong enough for man, but made for a woman, the back of my hand.....

   Bin Laden died on 5/2/2011 5+2+2+0=9 11 "9/11" karma's a b**ch

   Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.

   I bet Steve Jobs is glad the iPad2 launch is Japan isn't today. Sales would have been disastrous.

   has just realized there's a website that you can search for all the sex offenders that live within 50 km of your postal code, check it out!! www.plentyoffish.com

   I've missed you guys like a retard misses the point.

   A pack of weed- 30 bucks, rollin paper 2 bucks, n the joy after smoking it priceless

   heard that coroner's report that Gary Coleman died from a series of Diff'rent Strokes

   My biggest fear is that some day my wife will find all the ice cubes I've kicked under the fridge.

   Tattoo my name on your body so that I know you are dumb.

   well why dont you post a white joke? oh that's right there isn't any because blacks can't write.

   changed his profile picture. Now he looks a little less ugly.

   wants to be a millionaire.

   I'm so sick of being white it's like playing a video game on easy

   Bestiality is okay for religious people because they're sheep anyway.

   Jesus was just either a good salesman or a good magician. Stop basing your life on a myth. Learn to face reality and deal with your problems like an adult and stop leaving them in the hands of a non-existent entity.

   Gay People Should Have The Same Rights as Straight People, I Think They Should Get Their Own Public Toilets AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

   ...To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.