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   messageicon The Jackson's said yesterday's that the Dr. Murray verdict ends a sad chapter in their lives. ...And then they remembered that they're all still related to Tito...
←Rate | 11-08-2011 20:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon When the zombie apocalypse happens, I'm going to blast Michael Jackson's "Thriller", while the zombies chase us, just to lighten the mood.
←Rate | 09-02-2012 07:26 by flinnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon Who are your favorite underground artists?? Mine are Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston
←Rate | 03-13-2012 22:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon What's the definition of a missed opportunity? Not introducing Michael Jackson to Justin bieber before he died.
←Rate | 07-02-2010 16:23 by @nirajnagi Comments (0)  

   messageicon Other than Whitney Houston...all the dates are wrong. Jackson was 50, JFK was 46 and Winehouse was 27..to make a joke..get the facts right..becomes funnier..Little thing called Google
←Rate | 02-13-2012 14:04 Comments (0)  

   messageicon so Jessie Jackson JR gets a 2 1/2yr sentence and Blago got 14 years...... So can this make up for the Martin Verdict?
←Rate | 08-14-2013 14:34 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Today is the 1 year anniversary of Michael Jackson's death. I will be randomly grabbing my crotch in his memory for the rest of the day.
←Rate | 06-26-2010 14:30 by Joser Comments (1)  

   messageicon 10 years ago, Janet Jackson's single nipple. Now I just saw all of the Red Hot Chili Pepper's nipples. Look how far we've come!
←Rate | 02-02-2014 20:24 by @boomtastic Comments (0)  

   messageicon janet jackson flashes a titty and all hell breaks loose, while on the other hand rick ross can just flaunt his knockers anywhere he wants
←Rate | 07-07-2011 20:45 by bumpz Comments (0)  

   messageicon see Gaddafi on TV for the last few days, I can only assume that he is paying tribute to Micheal Jackson
←Rate | 02-27-2011 06:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Billboard Music awards was the other night and there was an amazing hologram of Michael Jackson. He performed a new song called "Slave to the Rhythm." It was so realistic, Tito actually asked it for money.
←Rate | 05-20-2014 20:02 by Mark M Comments (1)  

   messageicon K-Mart is noting the 5 year anniversary of Michael Jackson's death by having children's clothing half off.
←Rate | 06-25-2014 16:14 by Trax Comments (0)  

   messageicon In lieu of the formal presidential debates,,, Let's just play Micheal Jackson's "Beat It",,, and eliminate the candidate that claps on 1 and 3
←Rate | 10-02-2012 18:37 by snotty Comments (2)  

   messageicon What if Samuel L. Jackson voiced a GPS? "Make a right turn at the next light, Motherf**ker!"
←Rate | 02-25-2016 20:10 Comments (0)  

   messageicon just discovered that in Wingdings 2, the letters "M" and "J" are a white glove and a black hand. Michael Jackson conspiracy theory number 1...
←Rate | 06-29-2009 08:06 by Duncan Comments (0)  

   messageicon It would have been more realistic if that Michael Jackson hologram last night touched a few little little boys in the front row.
←Rate | 05-19-2014 10:33 by ieatroids Comments (0)  

   messageicon Demonstrators storm the US embassy in Yemen. Didn't Samuel L. Jackson already make a movie about this?
←Rate | 09-13-2012 07:06 by gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm so pissed Michael Jackson never had a chance to molest Justin Bieber.
←Rate | 01-20-2012 12:50 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Say what you will about Michael Jackson....but at least he wasn't nosey.
←Rate | 06-20-2012 12:10 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I miss Wesley Snipes. That man could act. You really believed for a moment that he was afraid of Michael Jackson in the Bad video.
←Rate | 08-19-2011 20:49 by flinnie Comments (0)  

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