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The Jackson's said yesterday's that the Dr. Murray verdict ends a sad chapter in their lives. ...And then they remembered that they're all still related to Tito...
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11-08-2011 20:00
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When the zombie apocalypse happens, I'm going to blast Michael Jackson's "Thriller", while the zombies chase us, just to lighten the mood.
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09-02-2012 07:26 by flinnie
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Who are your favorite underground artists?? Mine are Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston
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03-13-2012 22:29
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What's the definition of a missed opportunity? Not introducing Michael Jackson to Justin bieber before he died.
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Other than Whitney Houston...all the dates are wrong. Jackson was 50, JFK was 46 and Winehouse was 27..to make a joke..get the facts right..becomes funnier..Little thing called Google
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02-13-2012 14:04
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so Jessie Jackson JR gets a 2 1/2yr sentence and Blago got 14 years...... So can this make up for the Martin Verdict?
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08-14-2013 14:34
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Today is the 1 year anniversary of Michael Jackson's death. I will be randomly grabbing my crotch in his memory for the rest of the day.
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06-26-2010 14:30 by Joser
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10 years ago, Janet Jackson's single nipple. Now I just saw all of the Red Hot Chili Pepper's nipples. Look how far we've come!
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janet jackson flashes a titty and all hell breaks loose, while on the other hand rick ross can just flaunt his knockers anywhere he wants
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07-07-2011 20:45 by bumpz
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see Gaddafi on TV for the last few days, I can only assume that he is paying tribute to Micheal Jackson
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02-27-2011 06:17
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The Billboard Music awards was the other night and there was an amazing hologram of Michael Jackson. He performed a new song called "Slave to the Rhythm." It was so realistic, Tito actually asked it for money.
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05-20-2014 20:02 by Mark M
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K-Mart is noting the 5 year anniversary of Michael Jackson's death by having children's clothing half off.
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06-25-2014 16:14 by Trax
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In lieu of the formal presidential debates,,, Let's just play Micheal Jackson's "Beat It",,, and eliminate the candidate that claps on 1 and 3
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10-02-2012 18:37 by snotty
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What if Samuel L. Jackson voiced a GPS? "Make a right turn at the next light, Motherf**ker!"
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02-25-2016 20:10
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just discovered that in Wingdings 2, the letters "M" and "J" are a white glove and a black hand. Michael Jackson conspiracy theory number 1...
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06-29-2009 08:06 by Duncan
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It would have been more realistic if that Michael Jackson hologram last night touched a few little little boys in the front row.
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05-19-2014 10:33 by ieatroids
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Demonstrators storm the US embassy in Yemen. Didn't Samuel L. Jackson already make a movie about this?
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09-13-2012 07:06 by gil
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I'm so pissed Michael Jackson never had a chance to molest Justin Bieber.
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01-20-2012 12:50 by fadolo
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Say what you will about Michael Jackson....but at least he wasn't nosey.
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06-20-2012 12:10
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I miss Wesley Snipes. That man could act. You really believed for a moment that he was afraid of Michael Jackson in the Bad video.
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08-19-2011 20:49 by flinnie
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