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   messageicon wonders if there are gay terrorists. "Hey, Mr. Embassy man... two snaps ka-boom!"
←Rate | 02-28-2010 22:32 by Tim Comments (0)  


   messageicon says "The early bird gets the worm, but the night owl gets the tequila!!"
←Rate | 02-28-2010 22:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if there are gay terrorists. I bet they'd wear fancy explosive underwear.
←Rate | 02-28-2010 22:30 by Tim Comments (0)  


   messageicon Came home from work last nite just plain tired so I sat down to relax - five minutes later there was a knock on the door - it was my rear just catching up
←Rate | 02-28-2010 22:30 by Matt Comments (0)  


   messageicon has a thing going with X's wife. Wait... all this third person stuff has X and me confused!
←Rate | 02-28-2010 22:29 by Tim Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks you're his smartest and best-looking friend on Facebook. (Thanks for not telling the others.)
←Rate | 02-28-2010 22:26 by Tim Comments (0)  


   messageicon finally understood reality is an illusion. It is created by the lack of alcohol...
←Rate | 02-28-2010 22:14 by samdave69 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks reality is a nice place to live, but sometimes feels like relocating
←Rate | 02-28-2010 22:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love the idea of Canada and America sitting down for a bud and a labatts. While we're at it we should have some apple pie and some poutine. America and Canada are like two brothers. We may argue alot but in the end we're family. Hey america. you ROCK!
←Rate | 02-28-2010 21:58 by JeremyCakes Comments (3)  


   messageicon if the olympics had a gold medal for procastination...i'd probably win it...but i'd go recieve it later ;)
←Rate | 02-28-2010 21:57 by mememe!!!! Comments (0)  


   messageicon believes the IOC will support Chile by sending over 10 million "USA Hockey 2010 Olympic Champions" t-shirts that they won't need after todays game!
←Rate | 02-28-2010 21:18 by vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon don't let your mind wander. It's too little to be let out alone.
←Rate | 02-28-2010 21:08 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon all I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
←Rate | 02-28-2010 21:02 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think it's cute to see the Canuckians and Yanks argue. Admit it,you both love this rivalry. You'd share a Labatts and a Bud anyday.Congrats, Canada but it was close.
←Rate | 02-28-2010 20:42 Comments (5)  


   messageicon remember this, at least canada gave us hockey and a few good actors
←Rate | 02-28-2010 19:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon living each day as if it were his last: That Korean massage parlor is on to him though. They stopped giving him dying-day happy-ending discounts.
←Rate | 02-28-2010 19:02 by Tim Comments (0)  


   messageicon living each day as if it were his last: The cashier at Krispy Kreame knows him by name.
←Rate | 02-28-2010 19:00 by Tim Comments (0)  


   messageicon if it wasn't for the USA all you hosers up there in Canada would be speaking Russian right now...But it was a hell of a game!
←Rate | 02-28-2010 18:49 Comments (9)  


   messageicon Why all the smack talk? It was a great game on both sides, but say that Canada owned USA is incorrect. USA won the first game and Canada had to OT to win the gold. No ownage, just great play when it mattered. Congrats to Canada, be proud not typical.
←Rate | 02-28-2010 18:36 by bigedusw Comments (2)  


   messageicon At the end of the day Canada is still just Canada.
←Rate | 02-28-2010 18:28 Comments (0)  




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