Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Jerry Sandusky will go from this (__*__) to this (__0__) very very soon!

   Maybe Sandusky should've faked his death like Joe Pa to get out of trouble

   Siri's on her period. she needs an iPad

   "Don't stop bereaving."..............Karaoke singer at a Japanese funeral..

   Full Disclosure: I stole all these words from the dictionary

   France shouldchange the color of it's flag to match it's football/soccer team.....all-white

   HER: My dad thinks you're rude and inappropriate for me. ME: Screw your dad, there's people on Facebook who think I'm funny.

   It's not my fault you didn't read my warning label.

   You had me at "Restraining Order."

   You lost me at I had a yeast infection last week. Then I thought well she could make me a sandwhich

   Women have a problem for every solution.

   Jerry Sandusky.....from Penn State to State Penn!!!!

   Like if you have used the reflective apple on the back of your iPhone to check and see if you have a booger hanging out !

   Today Sandusky means "child molester" Not long from now it will mean "sombody's biach"

   Good morning beautiful ladies "Muah" Good morning ugly ladies "Handshakes"

   If I ever get off this couch, I'll be unstoppable

   Girls FB Account: 47 Friend Requests, 17 Messages, 31 Notifications..........Boys FB Account: 1 Notification.

   Having a rough day? Place your hand over your heart.....Feel that?..That's called Purpose. You're alive for a reason. Make it count.

   i think my Facebook friends are starting to think somethings up.. just not the same funny site..

   I haven't seen any new Bigfoot pictures in a while... I hope he's ok.