Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   enjoying a great drinking game - I'm watching ESPN and taking a drink every time a player says "you know" during an interview.

   It's a great day for Sarah Palin. She was hired as a commentator for Fox News. She signed a multi-year contract, which means she'll probably quit after a year

   Press Ctrl+W to see something really amazing

   wondering if she should make an effort and pass her exams in case the world isnt ending in 2012

   loving how the voice in her head GETS LOUDER WHEN SHE USES CAPS LOCK!

   wondering how much of a carbon footprint Nancy Pelosi et al left in Copenhagen and how much we taxpayers will have to pay for it!

   will be Burger King and you'll be McDonald's . . . cause I'll have it my way and you'll be lovin' it!

   wondering what ever happened to the hole in the ozone layer, did global warming heat it shut?

   "May the LORD, the God of your fathers, increase you a thousand times and bless you as he has promised!" Deuteronomy 1:11

   Geez, 2010 already, Osama must be the world champion of Hide and Seek

   If you are wearing shorts or sweatpants that spell out "Bootylicious" across the hind side. Just an FYI - it's not.

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   it is so cold here,. that our snowman is begging for a coat.

   i hate when horoscopes are right even more then when I hate when they are wrong

   thinks the only type of TV "analyst" position Sarah Palin is qualified for would be on Jerry Springer... or Hee Haw.

   Oops there goes my kids all over your face!

   Prostate awareness day January 12, 2009---Show your color's guys

   Goodbye, Rosalyn. You will not be missed. I hope you enjoyed yourself with the staffer! :)

   why is it that in every song rihanna is in the same word is said atleast 400 times or 3/4 of the song consists of numerous repeated or held ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy's