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   messageicon Was told that I am the cheapest man in the world, well I'm not buying it
←Rate | 06-11-2022 23:30 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its not that I hate kids, i'm just following the instructions of every medicine bottle in my bathroom cabinet "Keep away from children"
←Rate | 06-13-2022 00:35 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon My friend just accused me of cheating in poker, I think he is just mad I won with 6 king
←Rate | 09-25-2019 22:16 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light
←Rate | 01-17-2012 11:09 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon I trust you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do tonight
←Rate | 12-27-2009 22:20 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who actually clicks on the "No I am not over 18" links on "adult" pages?
←Rate | 08-30-2013 02:22 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I don't clean my house soon, someone is going to bring in blindfolded ppl for a Frebreeze commercial.
←Rate | 10-17-2013 21:52 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's important to have a woman who cooks.2. It's important to have a woman who makes you laugh.3. It's important to have a woman trust you.4. It's important to have a woman that's good in bed.5. Its very important that these 4 women don't know each ot
←Rate | 12-25-2011 10:01 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon A true Solider is Someone that fights not because He Hates whats infront of HIm but Loves What is behind him
←Rate | 02-03-2010 01:07 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it that car commercials know which old songs were good but oldies radio stations don't?
←Rate | 11-27-2010 19:26 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon no one could ever hate me half as much as I dont care
←Rate | 08-30-2018 00:44 by luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a step ladder never knew my real ladder
←Rate | 03-17-2010 23:32 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good morning I see the assasins failed
←Rate | 02-03-2010 23:09 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Captin Obvious and general stupidty Are in the same army
←Rate | 02-12-2010 17:05 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trapped in an elevator with a dead body again. Well not exactly dead yet but he's making noises with his gum
←Rate | 10-21-2013 00:12 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon If The Flintstones were B.C. and before America, why did they have Flintstones Thanksgiving and Flintstones Christmas
←Rate | 01-17-2012 11:11 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
←Rate | 01-17-2012 11:03 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dont have phone sex You might get hearing aids
←Rate | 03-21-2010 19:43 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon forgive your enemys nothing pisses them off more
←Rate | 12-26-2009 12:02 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon I quit my job at the helium gas factory, I refuse to be spoken to in that tone
←Rate | 03-14-2021 13:12 by Luka Comments (0)  




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