Drunk people Funny Status Messages

   Some people shouldn’t be informed when this quarantine is over.

   People don't want the ugly truth, they would prefer a beautiful lie.

   I can't believe some people's survival instincts told them to grab toilet paper.

   Just so we're clear, the Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people which is perfectly understandable.

   If I could time travel I'd go to my funeral and take names of people who seemed to be handling it a little too well.

   sometimes people come into your life and they need to stop doing that

   October is about trees revealing colors they’ve hidden all year. People have an October as well.

   Why is it that people who are the loudest about demanding respect are the ones who have done the least to earn it?

   Politicians are people who have too little an amount of morals and ethics to remain lawyers.

   Hang out with people you want holding your hand when your heart stops.

   7,000 people were treated in emergency rooms for injuries sustained from fireworks. Don’t be a statistic, let your friend light the fuse

   It turns out that you can only spray so many people down with Febreze before they fire you as a Wal Mart greeter.

   Music is much more enjoyable if you listen with your eyes shut. It is also more enjoyable if the people sitting near you would listen with their mouths shut

   I’ll start buying “smart” appliances when they make a microwave that automatically electrocutes people who put fish in it

   I don’t mean to brag, but a lot of people have discovered how the unfollow button on Facebook works because of me.

   Oh come on this is ridiculous! It’s July 8th and people are still setting fireworks off. One almost caught our Christmas decorations on fire.

   Celebrate Thanksgiving by giving people the bird.

   People who confuse the word "burro" and "burrow" don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

   If you're always concern about the opinion people have about you. You'll never be happy.

   How can we call ourselves "evolved" when signs are needed to remind people to wash their hands after they go to the bathroom