Drunk people Funny Status Messages

   I'm almost drunk enough to comment on a YouTube video.

   Love when people update their Facebook page 20+ times a day. Frickin annoying. We get it you are important!!

   When I'm at the mall, I carry a purse around so people think I have a wife

   Its strange to think that decades from now, people might be dressing like US for Halloween, like they do for flappers, or hippies.

   SHOW your true colors... and let people paint a picture of you.

   People call me crazy, but you can call me tonight!

   there's nothing worse than watching a movie preview with action, guns, explosions, fighting, people dying, hot chicks, and.....a PG-13 rating!!

   First 5 people to like this shall receive a hand crafted statue of me wrestling an invisible bear."

   Some of these stupid post are more the reason why people are dumping Facebook than anything else.

   You Mexican people and your crazy customs, what does a sink full of mayonnaise have to do with independence?

   Irony: People waving Confederate flags telling others, "get over it, you lost".

   Just because you people don't have originality doesn't mean you have to hate on ours. Make your own status you freakin nazi's!

   If I ever got the chance to name a Road, I'd call it 'Skin Road' Just so I could laugh at the people at number 4.

   I'd pay to watch certain people burn alive in some mega corporate sponsored stadium event.

   if wine is the blood of christ, why make up a song asking fro jesus to take the wheel?....u just asked for a drunk driver

   sometimes I wish I was a monkey so I could throw poo at people--like you!

   Man it boggles the mind why some retards even educated ones for that matter still continue to buy into these bogus faith healers' cons. People need to accept that healing ended with Jesus and everyone else is just a con-artist who should be arrested.

   Hopeless you say !!! Nah, don't give up, some people live an entire life on hope....and guess what ?? They living fine.... :)

   There's no better way to judge potential actors than people on their first date on match. Com

   This is the last time I lie down naked on the subway tracks during rush hour. I hate when people are complaining for nothing