Drunk people Funny Status Messages

   People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world

   People need to stop hiding behind the cloak of religious dogma and simply focus on becoming a better person.

   What is all this talk about sacrificing grandma in order to boost the economy??? You people are sick!

   when Trump said "Obama wiretapped me," he didn't mean "Obama wiretapped me." Which part of Obama wiretapped me don't you people understand?

   People say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?

   People used to be much smaller. WWII people were a foot shorter. Medieval people were basically hobbits. Noah was the size of a cat

   Some people are weak and can't handle life so they turn to drugs. Some turn to religion.

   I've always been suspicious of people who operate their Christmas lights after New Years day.

   thinks life is like a rubix cube. Some people have the patience to solve it and the others just cheat to see how others do it

   I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk

   Why does FB show me people I "may" know, LAWD these are ugly people, stop it!

   Be the change you wish the homeless people didn't know you had

   People got 20/20 vision to YOUR problems but be Ray Charles to they own bullsh*t.

   funny the way some people speaks about a nation as they're personal beliefs !! Is cute to have an opinion ! Now sit down and shut it! don't speak for a whole nation.

   Texting is a great way to miscommunicate how you feel, and misinterpret what other people mean

   If you want to undertake a survey to judge the public’s mood or feeling about something, someone or an event, please do not include people on social media because 90% of them are idiots.

   I guess I will call this little 9 song playlist "The Night I Got Drunk and Decided World Music was Awesome"

   There are two things why we don't trust people. FIRST: We don't know them. SECOND: We know them.

   chews my gum loud n proud cuz it annoys sooo many people

   People like you are the reason people like me take pills... and I'm OK with that. ;)