Drunk people Funny Status Messages

   FACT CHECK: Hillary Said 90% of Clinton Foundation Donations go to Charity. Actual Number? ONLY 5.7% goes towards actually helping people.

   When it comes to towel-heads, I am with Donald Trump. These barbarians should not be allowed in a civilized society. They just stabbed people in Germany today.

   when one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion.

   Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

   You people should be ashamed of your self....Smoking poor defenseless plants like that! How would you like it if a plant came up to you all willy nilly chopped of your legs and smoked them in front of you! >_< Yeah that's right.... I went there. Hap

   Now that I have lived through an actual plague, I totally understand why Italian Renaissance paintings are full of naked fat people laying on couches.

   Its Nelson Mandela day and his birthday today and people still wish him many many more years. For heavens sake the man is 93 years old.

   I don't need to drink to have fun." - boring people

   Hey old people, you don't have to sign your name when you comment on a status. We know who said it.

   I'm white but not "I enjoy engaging people in discussions about antioxidants" white.

   If I had to choose between ending world hunger, or having Kimye forever banished to Siberia, I'm sorry, but there would still be a lot of hungry people around. Just sayin'...

   People who play tough on the Internet are my favorite losers.

   Let's fall in love with each other but end up marrying other people.

   making a list of people to smack in the head with a fruitcake...

   Kim Jong Ill: Why is everyone so f**king stupid? Why can't more people be interrigent, like me.

   What do you do when you have a Tiger chasing you from behind, a Bear on your right and a Cheetah on your left? GET YOUR DRUNK ASS OF THE MERRY GO ROUND!!!

   People who go out to to socialize can be compared to zombies, who are also not thinking.

   Someone told me that the word "gullible" was not in the dictionary. Well I checked and it was there! Sometimes people's idiocy surprises me.

   If getting people to love you by dangling them over an eternal pit of hell fire is wrong, I don't want to be right.

   I never realized how easily I bruise until I played Angry Birds with the sound on around other people.