Drunk people Funny Status Messages

   Human beings used to do some crazy things before the Facebook. For example, they used to go outside and meet people.

   the number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of you action. :)

   Some people are just meant to be a loan.

   The beauty of Google is that you can stop annoying people with your stupid questions.

   Stop looking for things and people who you think will make your life perfect, and start looking for the things and people that make your life WORTH IT!

   you know, even black out drunk I can always remember where I should of stopped drinking.

   Life is like p0rn. Much better when people stop talking.

   Photoshop CS6 Beta has just been released, I know all the ugly people just excited.

   People are funny. They spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't need, to impress people they don't like.

   They should invent a game for people with bad breath.. I would call it "Taste the Colgate!"

   spring cleaning time. while your at it get rid of those people who are only bringin you down and taking up space in your life..

   I recently took a pole and found out that 100% of the people in the tent were angry when it collapsed.

   Why is KFC removing the trans-fat from their menu? Because they want that Variety bucket to pad people's ass without clogging their arteries!

   Only 3 types of people tell the truth: Kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the f*ck off.

   eyjafjallajokull? that's honestly more of a drunk status update than a volcano.

   If adam and eve weree only people god made Wouldn't that mean we are all related?

   Some people go to work just because there haven't left any people at home and their neighbourhood to bother them except at office.

   Helpful advice for people: Don't be a douche.

   They should send "Get well soon" cards to people who forgot to pay their water bill.

   11 year olds today: "Omg I love smokin pot. I get like so drunk. Yolo!" Me when I was 11: "I can't wait to go home and play Club Penguin!