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   messageicon Welcome to Facebook, choose your category: Comedian, Philosopher, Protester, or Drama Queen
←Rate | 01-25-2012 19:25 by Jman Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can't say anything nice, say something vague on Facebook.
←Rate | 01-20-2012 14:45 by Jman Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can tell you're a real John Wayne kind of man when it doesn't even matter what color bendy straw you use in your chocolate milk.
←Rate | 01-31-2012 21:06 by Jman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Even North Korea has to wait on hold for hours to reach tech support in India
←Rate | 12-22-2014 23:19 by Jman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear ex, you remind me of my dirty laundry because I didn't like doing you.
←Rate | 02-09-2012 18:46 by Jman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh, you think you have relationship problems? Try separating me from my bed in the morning...
←Rate | 03-19-2013 21:58 by Jman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Helpful advice for people: Don't be a douche.
←Rate | 03-17-2011 11:40 by Jman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when foreign numbers call my cell asking: "Hi, who is this??" ...You're the one that frickin called, why don't you tell me?
←Rate | 01-21-2012 16:29 by Jman Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's pretty sad when someone's idea of "meeting new people" consists of adding everyone in the People You May Know tool....
←Rate | 10-10-2011 23:41 by Jman Comments (0)  


   messageicon This world is full of STDs... Sexually Transmitted DRAMA
←Rate | 01-05-2012 21:39 by Jman Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I apologize for my vauge statuses on Facebook, they were actually about you. Let's handle this like mature human beings instead." - Nobody Ever
←Rate | 07-31-2012 02:36 by Jman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am addicted to Cold Turkey. Not sure how I will ever quit.
←Rate | 11-26-2021 12:12 by JMan Comments (0)  



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