Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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just realised the phrase is "in with hate...out with love" I thought it was the other way....no wonder I have no friends left!
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07-17-2010 07:17
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the more reasons you hvae for achieving your goal,the more determined you will become
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07-17-2010 04:19 by hamiisi
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Australian scientists are releasing photos of never before seen deep sea creatures.In related news, BP is releasing photos of never to be seen again sea creatures.
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07-17-2010 01:51
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Starbucks is a terrible place to meet women. Everytime you buy them a drink they get more and more...alert......and talkative.
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07-17-2010 01:25
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The liquor store advertised.. We De-Liver
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07-17-2010 00:49 by Aaron
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lmaoshmsfoaidmt = laughing my ass off so hard my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco
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07-16-2010 23:47
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behind every great man is a woman, and behind that woman is another woman....... And another woman....... And another woman.... And another
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07-16-2010 23:43
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cutting I'm cutting the sleeves off my Snuggie because it makes me look cool and after all it's summer.
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07-16-2010 23:30
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Forget the damn past. Remember the lesson.
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07-16-2010 23:11 by BEGO
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I found myself lost in deep thought today. What a strange and scary place that was
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07-16-2010 21:19
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if you do not change direction,u may end up where you are going
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07-16-2010 21:10 by hamiisi
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be like a postage stamp,stick to one thing till you get there
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07-16-2010 21:03 by hamiisi
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"Look, there's a difference between 'ninja' and 'ninjer'."
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07-16-2010 20:54 by X
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I think the Hope And Change has turned into Hump and Dump.
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07-16-2010 19:46
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Angelina Jolie is the prettiest ugly chick I've ever seen!

I wish some people were like Etch-A-Sketch's...when you shake the sh*t out of them they disappear.

cutting the sleeves off my Snuggie because it makes me look more badass...

I wish some people were like Etch-A-Sketch's...when you shake the sh*t out of them they disappear.

After four karate lessons, I can now break a two-inch board with my cast.
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07-16-2010 18:55 by Aaron
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Two iPhones got married. It was a lovely ceremony, but the reception was awful... Aparently they held it in the wrong place
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07-16-2010 18:48 by Damier247
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