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   messageicon How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what someone said?
←Rate | 04-15-2011 02:16 by Felesar Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wonder if I could just pay a psychiatrist to follow me on Facebook. I'd be able to skip the therapy sessions, and the doc could just send me the appropriate pills based on my status updates.
←Rate | 07-05-2010 12:27 by Felesar Comments (0)  

   messageicon What's this I hear about some 19 year old girl getting Justin Bieber pregnant?
←Rate | 11-02-2011 15:12 by Felesar Comments (0)  

   messageicon As I grow older and wiser, I am increasingly aware that mostly, I'm just growing older..
←Rate | 07-13-2010 12:58 by Felesar Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Oscars are over. From now on, any reference to "The King's Speech" should only reflect the things Charlie Sheen says.
←Rate | 02-28-2011 12:40 by Felesar Comments (0)  

   messageicon Whenever I say, "I don't mean that in a bad way"... yeah, I probably do.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 22:06 by Felesar Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't judge me. If you're reading this, then you aren't working either.
←Rate | 07-16-2010 12:24 by Felesar Comments (0)  

   messageicon wants you to know that Alcohol is Never the answer. Unless, of course, the question is "What is C2H5OH?"
←Rate | 07-19-2010 21:57 by Felesar Comments (0)  

   messageicon Someone needs to do a "Leave Charlie Sheen alone!" video on You Tube like that emo tween did for Brittney.
←Rate | 02-28-2011 00:56 by Felesar Comments (0)  

   messageicon I saw Donald Rumsfeld on CNN this morning, offering his advice on using the military in Libya. What's next? Octomom giving advice on birth control?
←Rate | 03-10-2011 09:44 by Felesar Comments (0)  

   messageicon I never called you crazy... I said you look like you might own 400 cats, but I never actually said "crazy."
←Rate | 07-06-2010 18:53 by Felesar Comments (0)  

   messageicon This account has been suspended and is under review for violations of the Facebook Terms of Service (TOS). To review the TOS for yourself, please feel free to click the Terms link at the bottom of each page. Inbox items and well feed posts will be visible
←Rate | 09-18-2009 08:51 by Felesar Comments (0)  

   messageicon Recent studies show that┣▇f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─ can be very effective in dealing with cases of chronic boredom. Use with caution - too much may lead to an addiction.
←Rate | 07-06-2010 10:36 by Felesar Comments (1)  


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