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   messageicon I've just been dumped by my girlfriend. She found me creepy because I have a nickname for my penis. Guess now that I'm single again, I'll have to take Matters into my own hands.
←Rate | 09-03-2010 04:31 by KOC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong socks before I went for a walk.
←Rate | 09-03-2010 04:33 by KOC Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do you call a big group of lesbians? The Munch Bunch.
←Rate | 09-03-2010 05:03 by KOC Comments (0)  


   messageicon OMG!! I Just failed my theory test. Apparently female drivers aren't a hazard.
←Rate | 09-03-2010 05:48 by KOC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw the most intelligent piece of graffiti ever today.I was dropping a batch in a public toilet when I saw something written in very small writing at the bottom of the door. As I leaned over to see it closer it read..."You are now s***ting at a 45°
←Rate | 09-03-2010 06:11 by KOC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stephen Hawking says there is no God. I guess that A-Hole has never eaten at the Cheesecake Factory
←Rate | 09-03-2010 17:10 by KOC Comments (1)  


   messageicon Whenever I worry that I've been wasting my life, I cheer myself up by remembering that I have never read a Twilight book.
←Rate | 09-04-2010 09:45 by KOC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've been given two weeks to live. The wife's gone away for a fortnight.
←Rate | 09-07-2010 17:12 by KOC Comments (0)  


   messageicon A$$ ICONS: (_!_) - Regular A$$ ; (__!__) - Fat A$$ ; ( ! ) - Tight A$$ ; (_*_) - Sore A$$ ; (_o_) - Well used A$$ ; (_e=mc²_) - Smart A$$ !!!!! :D
←Rate | 09-14-2010 19:31 by KOC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Female driving instructors... The equivalent of a blind person teaching kids to read.
←Rate | 09-18-2010 09:12 by KOC Comments (0)  



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