znicest Funny Status Messages

   wondering if i'm updating my facebook status now, then who is watching the hostages?

   people are always asking whats the meaning of life, why dont they just look it up in the dictionary. Duh!!!!

   wondering why is your full attention on my status bar. To late your caught already.

   what the hell.......what is that following me? Oh thats the money I could be saying. *que music*

   wondering if crematoriums give discounts to ppl who die in fires...

   wondering if Carmen Sandiego is one of Osama Bin Laden alias?