ritchie_bonk Funny Status Messages

   noticed that all the girls from his year at school that thought they were too good for me are now either fat, ugly or a frieky combination of the 2. Funny how the tables have turned.

   Got out of jury duty by prefacing every answer with "according to the prophecy"

   some say the glass is half empty, some say it's half full... I say "Are you gonna drink that?"

   wants to thank all of those on his friends list that invited him to be their friend and aint bothered to speak to him. Well worth it. Cheers.

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   hates people that take drugs... customs for example

   silence is golden but duct tape is silver

   laying in bed, looking up at the stars in the sky and thinking- where the F%$K is my ceiling?

   if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCALATOR = EVERLASTING FUN

   thinks a clean house is the sign of a broken computer.

   I'm not opinionated, you're just always wrong!

   would so do Lois Griffin from family guy.

   taking life with a pinch of Salt...with a slice of lemon...and a shot of Tequlia!!!

   found the pot at the end of the rainbow. To bad the leprechaun already smoked it!

   likes you. He will kill you last.

   wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger. Then it hit

   doesn't suffer from insanity... he enjoys every minute of it.

   ate 3.14159265358979323846ths of a pi

   likes you. He will kill you last.

   with a dash of anger and a pan full of rage, is cooking up a funkin storm.