purplepixie Funny Status Messages

   I don't know about you, but if corpses don't rise from the ground and renact the Thriller video at Jacko's funeral I will never be happy again.

   shocked to find Michael Jackson has been reincarnated as a plastic bag in his/her kitchen. So much for your former life not reflecting your current life, it still says "keep away from children"!

   just heard jacko died from shock after hearing boys to men are a band not a delivery service.

   reckons you can tell Michael Jackson wasn't well...he's been getting paler and paler for years....

   who are you people and where is my horse?