lee Funny Status Messages

   helping chinese people name their newborn babies by knocking a tin can down the stairs

   why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves!

   has found out how to insult people using poetry terms, like you, you oxymoron!

   trying to cut back on being stupid

   taking a kung-fu class with Grandmaster Shou-Yu Liang. because he will show YOU how its done

   MONEY: can buy a house, but not a HOME. can buy a clock, but not TIME. can buy sex, but not LOVE. So pass me all ur $ n let me suffer 4 U

   sometimes wishes that life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP ►► FF

   wonders if you can grow weed on Farm Town and sell it on Dope Wars

   's life has drastically changed ever since he started using verbs

   for anyone thats interested I'm watching tv and deciding if I should get up and go for a wee

   very aware of Shamwow imitators. i'm keeping an eye on them right now...

   thinks they should make a Michael Jackson video game

   was so disappointed when he found out that it was called "we day" not "weed day"...

   aware of Vancouver's high asian population... so shouldn't they build a wall to keep mongolians out?