irlshamrock Funny Status Messages

   just got his new Dale Jr. GPS... in a quarter mile, take a left...in a quarter mile, take a left...in a quarter mile, take a left...in a quarter mile, take a left...

   saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait."

   what a lame bar...the drinks are weak, the mucis sucks, and all the women are like "I'm busy", "What do you want?", or "this is pottery class, sir!"...jeeze...

   wearing a thong made of shamrocks...