ginger Funny Status Messages

   off to work to support the government, so they can support everyone but me

   in the process of becoming a Mexican Citizen, so I can sneak back into the States and get better health coverage, financial aid, a tax free paying job, cheaper housing and all the other glorious benefits that we give out illegal immigrants.

   Turns out the silver lining in cloud is made of lead, so now it is condemned and all hope it lost!