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   messageicon just thrown out of church: I put $100 in the offering plate and the Priest was so excited he asked me to come up front and pick three hymns. I replied, <pointing> I'll take him… and him… and him….
←Rate | 06-29-2010 10:00 by douglas Comments (0)  


   messageicon just watched Whitney Houston's funeral on DVR... is it just me, or did her performance seem a bit stiff?
←Rate | 02-18-2012 21:18 by Douglas Comments (0)  


   messageicon has poor taste in clothing... I've seen wounds dressed better than me.
←Rate | 06-16-2010 09:46 by Douglas Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't seem to finish anything that he sta
←Rate | 06-16-2010 09:59 by Douglas Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somewhere there is a Mom yelling “ I swear I’ll take all this crap back”
←Rate | 12-24-2020 19:02 by Douglas Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just read an article on Yahoo that says the high-risk areas for Lyme disease is growing. I'm pretty sure I have it! Um... I think mine might be Lemon-Lyme disease... Uh... It might not be a disease, exactly... Anywhoo... I like 7-up!
←Rate | 07-16-2015 14:31 by Douglas Comments (0)  


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