Steve Funny Status Messages

   Still haven't taken down the Christmas tree. Screw it. We now have a Super Bowl tree.

   wondering why so many people "wonder" on Facebook. Can't they just commit to their thoughts full on?

   fighting for world peace...one beer at a time.

   One of these days I'm going to run in to this Murphy dude who insists on making these messed up laws... and he's going to get knocked the F out!!!!

   going to freeze some sperm for later use in life, but wonders if the ice cube tray makes a suitable container

   I lost my watch at a party once.An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was sexually harassing some woman at that party.Infuriated, I immediately went over,punched him in the face and broke his nose.No one does that to a woman,not on my watch

   Just had a triple chocolate Belgian waffle with toffee sauce, fudge piece and whipped cream BUT no sprinkles....Dieting is hard !