Scurry Funny Status Messages

   starting to agree with the voices in his head......

   if God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat!!!

   searching for his next ex-girlfriend

   Don't get your hopes up. Santa has about as much of a chance of bringing "Hope and Change" as a clown does.

   I wish I was half the man my dog thought I was!!!

   Just figured out Blues Clues!!!!

   The oriental man next door is SO nice!! he just came and asked if he could Wok my dog!! I was like "sure, I'll get the leash" Must have went a long ways, he still hasn't brought my dog back and it's been 3 days....

   I'm HUGE in Japan...

   I accept this Nobel Peace Prize, blah,,,blahh,,,,blahh,,,blah...blahhh.....................

   will gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburger today!!!

   working as a yo-yo tester definitely has its ups and downs!!!

   hitting higher highs, and lower lows

   The power of the human brain is amazing!!!! Did you know if you pretend to take a salt shaker and shake it on your tongue, you will ACTUALLY taste salt???!!!

   Porter Ridge. For those times when Turtle Man just isn't back-woods enough...