SKELLY Funny Status Messages

   I wrap the first few presents Martha Stewart style but towards the end they take on a drunk Helen Keller style.

   If you're a psychic and you get murdered then no you weren't.

   Why are you all so upset about Dr Pepper For Men? I mean, Subaru makes cars just for lesbians!

   In Australia, lawsuits are just what lawyers wear to court.

   If you include your kid's high GPA score in your Christmas letter grandma will be proud but everyone else hates you.

   Looking for a book club where you have to discuss the same one every week? Try organized religion!