Patrick Funny Status Messages

   Dear Lord, in the past year you have taken my favorite actor, my favorite actress, my favorite singer and favorite salesman. I just wanted to let you know my favorite president is Barack Obama.

   just had a green beer to celebrate St. Patricks Day... just wish someone had told me that it had been sitting out since new years!!!

   dated a retarded girl once... we broke up because we argued about everything... I said "tomato" and she said "BOWLING SHOES!!!"