Mr.CuteB Funny Status Messages

   dear homework, you are not attractive, and I'm so not doing you.

   women have a long,endless list for man to please them,while men have only a list with two wishes for their women: Naked and bring beer

   it me or 80% of handicap people don't actually suffer any handicapped situations at all.

   realized his neighbors are devotion Catholic couple. He usually hears them yellin' "Oh! Jesus" every night.

   persuade the Canadians to take back Justin Bieber like they have already taken our gold medal.

   stopped by a police officer.Do you see the speed limit sign?I do,sir.I just don't see you.