LenWierzalis Funny Status Messages

   Sex is a Sensation caused by a Temptation, when a guy sticks his Location in a girls Destination, to Increase population for the next Generation....You get my Explanation or need a Demonstration?

   Drugs may lead to nowhere but at least it's the scenic route.

   The liver is evil. It must be punished

   24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence? I think not.

   Help I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.

   Now I lay me down to sleep with an empty bottle of vodka at my feet if I die before I wake tell my girls I drank it straght.

   Whiskey is yellow, Vodka is clear, but I ain't got neither of those so I'm just setting here drinkin' a beer.