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   messageicon Sex is a Sensation caused by a Temptation, when a guy sticks his Location in a girls Destination, to Increase population for the next Generation....You get my Explanation or need a Demonstration?
←Rate | 07-23-2009 19:01 by LenWierzalis | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drugs may lead to nowhere but at least it's the scenic route.
←Rate | 07-23-2009 19:04 by LenWierzalis Comments (0)  


   messageicon The liver is evil. It must be punished
←Rate | 07-23-2009 18:46 by LenWierzalis | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence? I think not.
←Rate | 07-23-2009 18:52 by LenWierzalis Comments (0)  


   messageicon Help I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
←Rate | 07-23-2009 19:00 by LenWierzalis | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now I lay me down to sleep with an empty bottle of vodka at my feet if I die before I wake tell my girls I drank it straght.
←Rate | 07-23-2009 19:02 by LenWierzalis | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whiskey is yellow, Vodka is clear, but I ain't got neither of those so I'm just setting here drinkin' a beer.
←Rate | 07-23-2009 19:03 by LenWierzalis | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


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