Karma Funny Status Messages

   thinking why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

   thinks that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you're saying: ‘Hope I don't get chased today.' ‘Be nice to people in sneakers.'

   wondering why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

   attending “X is lonely and needs a friend. This is not a joke event I'm actually crying right now!” Confirmed Guests (0), Maybe Attending (0), Awaiting Reply (8), Not Attending (659)

   Take down statues and history and I’ll take down the George Floyd memorial wall. - God