Irish Sean Funny Status Messages

   a B*I*T*C*H, a Beatiful Individual That Causes Hardons

   your a (C)aring (U)nderstanding (N)inties (T)ype

   what's the difference between a tyre and 365 days of oral sex... one's a goodyear, the other's a f00king great year!!

   not a slag he just enjoys sex!!!

   feelin himself today after wakin up after such a lovely sleep....thank god no one is watchin....:)

   what do you do wen you see ur ex rollin around your back garden, screamin and shoutin help, help,...stay calm, relax, focus,,, aim and shoot the caunt again..:O)

   next time someone calls you a SLAG, say thanks I am Sexy Lovely and Gorgeous