Daniel Funny Status Messages

   One problem with auto-correct is that you always end up posting some thong you didn't Nintendo.

   While stepping over the broken bodies and blood spattered glass, my heart sank as I suddenly realized that the burrito shop was closed.

   Tommorow I am going to finish every conversation with "ACCORDING TO THE PROPHECIES"

   going to build an ark for the events thats going to happen on 21/12/2012, I can take the 1st 100 people, Early Bird Tickets come on sale 21/12/2011, make me an offer before you miss out

   "It's 10:30 am and I am sitting here at the bar with my probation officer and my AA sponser and we are on our 5th crown and coke....and I am now starting to think that maybe.....just maybe.....I need to re-analyze my life and the path I am taking..."