DaFazz Funny Status Messages

   I have a love/hate relationship with Daylight Saving Time. I love it in the evening, but I hate it in the morning.

   If you need music at the beach, you're completely missing the point.

   I just heard that a cold shower eases depression. I was fine with it... until I looked down.

   At the grocery store, I saw a piece of paper lying on the floor with the following written on it: Pasta-Tomatoes-Mozzarella-Ricotta-Red Lipstick and Lube. Which means my soul mate is out there somewhere.