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   messageicon Don't want to say I had a crazy year but Rob Zombie is asking for the rights to direct my Facebook movie.
←Rate | 02-05-2014 12:18 by D Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear eyelashes, wishbones, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11 and birthday candles. What happened to my wishes? Sincerely, still waiting.
←Rate | 02-12-2012 23:46 by D Comments (0)  


   messageicon says too many people miss the silver lining because they're expecting gold.
←Rate | 08-15-2009 10:10 by D | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever you fall, pick something up.
←Rate | 08-15-2009 10:12 by D | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon those who wish to sing, always find a song. =)
←Rate | 08-15-2009 10:09 by D | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Burger King - We don’t snitch.
←Rate | 12-10-2024 14:05 by D Comments (0)  


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