BaBa Da FiSh Funny Status Messages

   used to have a machete, but times have changed

   normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

   It recently became apparent to me that the letters 'T' and 'G' are far too close together on a keyboard. This is why I'll never be ending an e-mail with the phrase "Regards" ever again.

   There are fish that swim around all day with their babies in their mouth and even that fish would look at you and your mother and say... 'that's messed up'