B Wood Funny Status Messages

   I made a knock off Mcy D's Chicken ranch snack wrap. I threw it together in a hurry, used the nastiest lettce I could find, threw 1/2 of my chickn tender away, & then I closed my eyes & pickd a random condiment out of the fridge. Just like the real thing.

   Alot of people cry when they chop onions.. The trick is to not form an emotional bond.

   My boyfriend is such a treasure, I just want to bury him.

   So I finally had chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side. And I must say, it was not everything I was hoping for.

   Almost went to jail today, scared the crap out of me. I don't care who you are, monopoly can get pretty intense.

   My 6 year old gave my 1 year old then run down on Halloween. She said, " When we get to the door you have to say trick-or-treat.. that means please in Halloween."

   I suck at creating endings in Essays.. "and they lived happily ever after" is over done, and apparently "seacreast out" is unacceptable.